Whatâs a gateway? A layman will give you definitions. Ask a geek and he will tell you that itâs the computer company apparently run by cows. Yups, read it just right! Gateway is a company that deals in computers and is run apparently by a cow. The company ran a contest to see what people were willing to film themselves doing for a $5500 gaming machine. And guess what, a guy got the Gateway logo and a cow tattooed on his ass. Needless to say he won. Geeks you know and that too tattoo fanatic, amazing combo of passions!