Top 5 what-were-you-thinking celebrity tattoos

In the hot-and-glamorous world of show business, even a bad hair day can make or break a career. And having a bad tattoo could, in theory, be just as disastrous as getting diagnosed with an STD! Yet, celebs throw caution to the wind ever so often and insist on embracing infamy with major tattoo blunders. We got the top five celeb tattoo disasters for you to delight yourselves with:

#1: Becks’ misspelt Vhik-toria tattoo
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Professing your devotion to your partner by getting their name tattooed on a part of the body is just about the most romantic thing a man can do apart from actually listening in when his lady talks to him. So when soccer and tabloid demi-god David Beckham got his wife Victoria’s name tattooed on his arm, the world cooed in unison. The only problem is that the tattoo artist seemed to have inked David’s accented pronunciation of the name in place of the actual transliteration so Becks’ tattoo now reads Victoria in the Hindi script (not Hebrew as is commonly thought!) instead of Victoria which is just the deadliest that-dumb-celebrity joke for the sizable British Indian population of England!

#2: Britney’s non-word Kabballah tattoo
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Britney Spears really thought she was expressing her devotion for the ancient and mystical Kabballah sect when she got a tattoo artist to write a supposedly meaningful Hebrew connotation on the back of her neck. But since nothing in Britney’s life can ever go right, the artist wrote the word backward trying to get a mirror effect which made the word almost incomprehensible in any script known to man so far!

#3: Angelina’s Billy Bob tattoo
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Back in the day when Angelina Jolie was more than happy making out with then husband Billy Bob Thornton on all the red carpets of the world, we all thought her getting his name tattooed on her arm was oh-so-romantic. The ritual divorce, however sealed the fate for that symbol of love and Angie had the tattooed duly lasered out and now her proud arm bears the longitudes and latitudes of the birthplaces of all her children which is as thoughtful as it is bizarre!
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#4: Pamela Anderson’s wedding ring tattoo
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When you own a pair of surgically-enhanced double Ds, even the biggest diamond in the world couldn’t possibly announce your “blissfully-married” status. So it only kinda made sense when Pamela Anderson decided to skip the rock for a customized tattoo on her wedding ring finger that spelt the name of her then-husband Tommy Lee. What really worked in Pam’s favor later on is that when the couple ritually fell out of love, she just had the letter ‘T’ replaced with the letter ‘M’ in her tattoo and turned ‘Tommy’ to ‘Mommy’ averting a very disastrous PR situation.

#5: Johnny Depp’s Wino-no tattoo mishap
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Johnny Depp got his armed inked with a “Winona Forever” tattoo announcing his everlasting love for then-girlfriend Winona Ryder. But when the couple split within months of Johnny getting the ink, the actor cleverly had his tattoo converted into “Wino Forever” which earned him a well-deserved spot on the shock-to-chic list as well!

Source: Celebrities Gone Wild

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