If you’re able to snatch out some time off inking your own body, it’s time to tattoo your balls. Tattoos are the best way to give yourself a unique identity, so why leave your other belongings sans any hue. John Wynne, California, here boasts of his patented invention, called ‘Ball Tattoo’, that took him eight years to develop, leaves a permanent mark on your sports balls.
You can put your own name on the balls forever as the ball tattoo doesn’t wear off and can easily prevent loss and theft; as if the balls are that precious and you just don’t get bored of them after a couple of months of banging. The professional lettering does look awesome on the ball but I’d rather tattoo Michael Jordon’s autographs on it in stead of spending $6.95 to etch my name on it.